damn i should have shaved that day….
this one family we went to threw candy at me when realizing my tail and horns were real…they kept yelling “chupacabra” then slammed the door in our faces…stupid adults…
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY!
here are some of the very first doodles (of god they are awful)
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
I’m going to get married on a Wednesday so I can be like ‘I got Wed on a Wed’
That’s fucking rad
Did you just compliment yourself?
This is a private conversation could you please give us some privacy
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
this is my favorite post
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god